This husband of mine constantly keeps me laughing, And he never fails to remind me how many years he's added onto my life by doing so! Please enjoy my day-to-day conversations with this silly guy.
Jeff: I think I'd look good with a pony tail, it would be different, it's kind of bohemian.
Me: I don't think so.
Jeff: You've been wrong before.
[Jeff on Twitter]
Jeff: How do I say something on here?
Me: Use your wit, you're hilarious
Jeff: No. Literally, how do I say something on here? Where is it?
Me: You haven't posted anything on Instagram in over a month
Jeff: I know, I'm having a creative block
Me: Hey will you throw my clothes in the dryer since you're over there?
Jeff: Sure, but everything is going in the dyer! Including your sweatshirt. You're going to get bacon zipper!
[Jeff dancing around like crazy]
Jeff: Man I'm tired, Jazzercise is REAL.
[Shopping around in West Elm]
Jeff: $150 for a DUVET COVER? We're not the Prince of Persia here!
Jeff: I knew once I popped I couldn't stop.
Jeff: Hey, do I have any other nieces?
Jeff: Okay. Lina you're my favorite niece!
Jeff: Should we name our future son Maxwell?
Me: Sure that's a cute name.
Jeff: Actually let's go with Maximus. Maximus Greenwald...gotta set him up for success.
Jeff: You know what I could get down on right now? A gallon of milk.
Me: Hey what do you think of this edit?
Jeff: I mean your aperture is great, but your contrast ratio is a bit off. Is that the right way to critique?
Me: I applaud the effort.
[After me reading him a conversation my friend had with her son, that she had posted on Facebook]
Jeff: So wait, am I like your child? You always write down what I say and post it places!