conversations with jeff & other people // v.3

It's time for another installment of Conversations with Jeff...& other people, except this week it's just Jeff! I've started a notes folder on my iPhone with all the weird things he says, so every time I pull up the yellow screen he rolls his eyes b/c he knows where his words will soon appear...I just love this husband of mine and his quirky self....I don't know why I didn't start documenting the conversations we have, sooner :)

[jeff singing in a vibrato voice]

me: you should be on worship team [joking]

jeff: don't be silly. i don't have a Christian voice, it's too saucy.

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jeff: i bought myself a little lunch treat

me: bagel dogs?

jeff: no

me: corn-dogs?

jeff: i'd get down on a corn-dog or two 

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[watching tierra on the bachelor, 2 diff episodes]

jeff: she can't control her face! she has a sparkle...

jeff: why do they want her to say good morning so bad?

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me: my arm hurts for some reason

jeff: it's your wing again isn't it?

[see v.1]

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[watching Ellen]

jeff: who was the band?

me: tegan & sara

jeff: oh i love tegan & sara!

me: you don't even know what they sound like

jeff: i know they sound like girls 

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[in regard to this video]

jeff: but seriously...i got the most motion in my tata's

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[talking about turbo yawning]

jeff: he's so yawny

me: i was just gonna say that!

jeff: i call him yawny depp sometimes

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[trying to get out of chores b/c he has homework] 

jeff: i dont have time to fold laundry!

me: but you have time to play games & go on a walk?

jeff: i had to wind down! now i have enough energy to flow from my brain into my finger tips to create chemical genius in writing

and THAT, my friends, is my life every day :) 

v.1 // v.2