iPhone YouPhone WeAllPhone

What?

I don't even know.

We all do phone though, right?

 anyway

It's been a while since I've dumped my iPhone pictures

here so I think it's 'bout that time again.

Power food for the information overloaded college student

 

Every night around 8 p.m. I noticed his bright green, praying-mantice like self creep onto my window.
We were friends for 2 months straight.

Until I woke up to his shriveled body one fateful morning, lifeless on my deck.

Rest in Peace, friend. Your life was short-lived.

Does it surprise you that my math professor rabbit trails into stories

about robots he makes, and brings to dances?

No, no it shouldn't. Because not pictured here, is the hawaiian button-up shirt he cycles through

on an every-other-day basis, paired with this blazor.

And let's not forget his beard.

Friends, meet our pantry.

Pantry, cover yourself up..we have company.

Oh that's right, you're an open bookshelf and you don't have doors.

Darn you small kitchen.

Is taping together your blow-dryer a fire hazard?

If you like circles like me then go here and print out the last two months of this year!

Sorry guys, I knew about this back in September and didn't share til now.

In California we have photo shoots with goats and chickens.

What?

You are a beautiful little lady, full of lusciously blurred backgrounds and crisp images.

I will keep you safe and love you to the fullest. Thank you for being mine.

LOVE.

It's important to note that mutual best friend 
is
 Langston Hughes.

No, that isn't a coffin like our front office girl suggested.
I don't decorate that intensely for Halloween, ya freaks.
It's actually MR's FINAL PACKAGE HOME!

which means a Mr is soon to follow

:D

Until next time..

pinch, poke, you owe me a coke.

celly unleashed

It's been a while since I dumped my celly files on you tootsie pops

so today is the day.

Let's get the ball rollin with 

my spectacalies.

I'm told they make me look collegiate.

Pshh..

You know what else makes me look collegiate?

Buying beer

teddy grahams

and chocolate milk.

I can assure you..

it helps with your studies

 take my word for it

I have excellent grades

Do you know what else is collegiate?

And by collegiate I mean, not really collegiate.

insex.

get it? 

(I don't want to explain this one to you so just catch on..k?) 

Grandpa couldn't understand the concept

of looking into a phone for a picture.

what the heck?

It's like he's from the 50's..

Did you catch diabetes and clogged arteries 

just from looking at this too?

Hair twins.

There's an art to parting bangs.

I felt too safe driving behind the floating ladder

so I switched lanes.

And just so you're aware..

my dad and brother were ninjas or something 7 years ago.

Helmets are weird

Especially when you grocery shop in them.

 

However,
she WILL be prepared in the case of an earthquake.