Jeff watches the Bachelorette (v.1)

Every Monday night my friend Nicole and I have a girl's night and watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Be it that his friends are busy, or just pure unlucky-ness...every now and again Jeff will get stuck watching it with us.

The comments made during last night's episode of Bachelorette were just TOO good not to document. So I give you the first installment of "Jeff Watches the Bachelorette."

Me: Did you see Arie's tweet last night about the awkward two-on-one?

Nicole: No I can't wait though

Jeff: Arie's on this sea....crap. 

Me and Nicole: What?

Jeff: I know who Arie is, and that sucks.

One of the guys hanging out with Des

me: I like him! He's goofy!

Jeff: why? He's Guido

Group Date

Nicole L: They all have sweatshirts from Target...WHY are they all wearing sweatshirts from Target?

Des said it was her first time in Europe and she was so excited about it

Jeff: First time in Europe? LIAR! She just went there with Sean last season!

When Chris finds out he gets the one-on-one and gets super excited about it

Jeff: He's such a girl!

Me: I think it's cute he's so excited to have a date with Des

Jeff: You don't like menly men do you Des? He won't take care of your family and chop down a tree to make a fire and keep you warm! He'll probably bake you a loaf of bread and butter it and you'll have to make the fire to cook it on yourself!

Bryden watching Des and Chris Dance around
Jeff: Creeper. WHY is he so creepy?

Des takes a picture by a little clown

Jeff: Oh, he's a midget! 

Des walks out in a sparkly dress

Me and Nicole: she looks so gorgeous in that dress! I love the sparkles

Jeff: I hate it. There's way too many sparkles.

Nicole: But don't you think she looks pretty in it?

Jeff: Only if she didn't touch me, I don't want sparkles all over me!

[She gives Chris a hug]

Jeff: Sparkles, all over him.

Jeff: This show is what's wrong with men. 

Des going up the gondola in foggy mountains

Des: It's like we're in a cloud!

Jeff: Well, you ARE in a cloud...

Zak waiting for one-on-one time with Des behind her and James
Jeff: WHY why are they all so creepy. 

Each of the guys is singing with a yodeler

Des: I just love how these guys are so open to trying new things!

Jeff: NO they're forced

Jeff fasts forward through commercials "There's still an HOUR left?" ten minutes later he's asleep on the ground. 

+ Love that silly boy of mine :)