introducing: MR!

I need to introduce you all to my special man,
in order to do so I think there are a few
things you should know about Mr before you officially meet.

1. His idea of summarizing is, not so much summarizing,
rather giving you every small detail until he's sure you understand the story just as he did.
From start to finish.

2. He knows every word to Katy Perry's Teenage Dream.

3. He used to be in a scream-o band
and made me take an oath to never again speak of said band,
hand up, repeat after me.. type oath.
He's feisty, I know.

4. He spilled sardine juice on my brand new place mats one time,
it still smells.

5. Most importantly,
he is my best friend and lover
no matter how much you wish he was yours,
(because I know you do)
wink
you can't have him.
He's mine, and I don't share well
:)